In Texas . . .

Potatoes are so huge, it takes only seven to make a dozen.

Pet tortoises are so big and so fast, cowgirls ride 'em like racehorses.

And the widow Tulip Jones (after inheriting a whopping thirty-five million dollars) is so rich she's being courted by one thousand untamed ranchers and cowboys, along with a few genuine Texas scoundrels - like Sheriff Arroyo and his brother Spit from the infamous Hole in the Pants Gang.  How will she ever get rid of them all?

Saddle up and get ready for a wild ride in this uproarious original folktale, brought to you by the incomparable storyteller Anne Isaacs and the utterly hilarious illustrator Kevin Hawkes.